CASE 0001 · INTAKE
The neighbour's tree
Your neighbour's tree has been dropping leaves on your lawn. You have come to the Department for guidance.
Against all available evidence, a clerk has agreed to help.
Every decision has consequences. Ours are less reasonable.
Case 0000: A resident requested a quieter clock. The Department removed time. The resident reported improvement.
Case −1: The filing cabinet filed itself. Retrieval is pending authorization from the cabinet.
Case ∞: A meeting to end all meetings was scheduled. It has not adjourned.
These records are not clues. They are warnings.
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Your neighbour's tree has been dropping leaves on your lawn. You have come to the Department for guidance.
Against all available evidence, a clerk has agreed to help.